Some people call me Kaylee.
Some people call me Kalila.
The only thing I can cook is pasta and prolonged eye contact makes me nervous.
This is Bartholomew! I just made him on Google and he is the happiest turkey.
There’s a “g” because he is a g. And also for “giving.” And also for “gravy.” And also for “god, Thanksgiving is a great holiday.” And also for “go give someone a hug because that’s what Thanksgiving is all about and a lot of people are lonely at least some of the time.”
And also for “Google,” I guess.
